Here's a good quote: "CNN's
Here's a good quote:
"CNN's Jack Cafferty made an interesting point earlier today. When Terri Schiavo's tube was pulled, congress got together on a weekend, at night, faster than an ostrich with a rocket shoved up its ass. Apparently that was considered an emergency. But thousands of black people living in poverty stranded in a disaster zone? They'll convene on Friday."--
Now THIS is funny.. Dubya apparenntly isn't allowed to take a pee without asking his minder, in this case Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice. He wrote this note to her while sitting at the Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the UN on Tuesday. You just can't make this stuff up. I'm surprised he didn't put up his hand and ask for a hall pass.
Gillette, not to be outdone by the Schick Quattro 4-bladed razor, has shot back by announcing a FIVE-blade razor. This is getting out of hand. Any more than three blades and your hairs get caught and gum up the razor. Sheesh. The best part about this is that the Onion AND MAD magazine (in 1979!) nailed this one long before the product actually got developed. And they thought they were joking!
The Guardian (UK) has an article with an analysis of the contents of Diet Coke.